He-Man ([info]heman) wrote,
@ 2003-09-18 14:12:00
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Current music:Prince Adam says: You'd better start from the start

20 years on...
Hi! I'm He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. Did you know that 20 years ago this month my original TV show premiered? Neither did I. Most of that time is a bit of a blur - my abs weren't the only six-packs seen on the set in those days.
Lately it's a lot tougher to drink one's way through a TV season, and consequently my journal has been a little bit behind, BUT after only one wasted year, I feel that it is time to put the last nail in this coffin and finish the final 30 episodes of my LiveJournal. Unfortunately, I am on allergy medicines, so there's a chance that my posting schedule will be erratic, but dammit, we're gonna finish it this time (as soon as Days of Our Lives is over)!
Anyway, as a kind of treat and insurance policy against never finishing, here is a spoiler!



Season 2.1 Episode Guide



1) Red Stripe Machine Talk
2) He-Man Hates You
3) VR Remembrance Day
4) Escape from Snake Mountain
5) Enter Actor
6) Leatherman pt. I
7) Encore Actor
8) Hillbilly Wedding
9) Leatherman pt. II
10) Leatherman pt. III
11) Halloween
12) Leatherman Finale
13) MNSKPX
14) How to Run a Business
15) Lady Troubles
16) Visiting Hours
17) Cottage in the Country
18) Tubthumping
19) Happy Birthday, He-Man
20) The Deluge
21) He-Man the Movie
22) He-Man the Movie Strikes Back
23) Eternian Softball Revisited
24) Hello?
25) The Story of He-Ro
26) Terror Island
27) The Secret of Terror Island
28) Escape from Terror Island
29) The Eternia LJ Bash
30) Meteor


Of course, those are all working titles and subject to change, but who isn't?

Hope to see you soon,
He-Man




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[info]satine_rouge24
2003-09-18 11:21 am UTC (link)
Oh my lord. He-Man? Is it really you? I feel like I've died and gone to heaven.

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[info]dob
2003-09-18 11:23 am UTC (link)
Yay!! Heeeeeee-Maaaaaaaaaan!!!

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[info]shadesong
2003-09-18 11:24 am UTC (link)
Woohoo! Welcome back. :)

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Will Mer-Man return?
[info]acwa
2003-09-18 11:31 am UTC (link)
I hAvE mIsSeD sEeInG mEr-MaN's OcCaSiOnAl PoSt'S. dOeS hE sTiLl HaVe HiS eMaIl AdDrEsS? oR dId He GeT a NeW aDdReSs WiTh HiS pRoMoTiOn?

I hope he likes that I used his famed typing style.

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[info]madrain
2003-09-18 11:31 am UTC (link)
After the season is over, can I have Teela? I'll pay top dollar. ^__^;;

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Dude!
[info]acwa
2003-09-18 11:35 am UTC (link)
She's so not worth it, unless she comes with something like a Happy Meal or a bottle of whiskey.

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C'mon
[info]madrain
2003-09-18 11:37 am UTC (link)
Dude, she's hot and she ain't none too frigid. It's sorta like having a happy meal!

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No way
[info]acwa
2003-09-18 11:45 am UTC (link)
I mean, sure, a Happy Meal makes your heart beat funny, and you're all woozy afterwards, and I'm sure being with Teela gets the same results. But in both cases this is Bad(tm).

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your friendly neighborhood selfmademoron here....
[info]thefruity
2003-09-18 07:24 pm UTC (link)
you can't "own" teela, one can only have teela like one can "own" a herpes outbreak, or "own" a yanni album...ok I realize people CAN own a yanni album...but seriously, do you think anyone does?

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Re: I was wondering about the other knights..
[info]madrain
2003-09-18 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I dunno about yanni.. but..

If it's as fun as a herpes outbreak, sign me up! Little I can think of that you buy once and get to enjoy over and over for the rest of your life, a surprise each time too! Boy oh boy, I can't wait!! XD

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Re: I was wondering about the other knights..
[info]loki_of_asgard
2003-09-18 11:28 pm UTC (link)
looks like i got here just in time! dude, yanni is the king of rock. you could so rage to that guy's music, i mean it's the only emotion i feel after a four hour drive with only his album to listen to.

and herpes! where do i begin?!

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Re: I was wondering about the other knights..
[info]madrain
2003-09-18 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Begin at the beginning. I hardly want to miss a thing. *rapt attention*

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love and herpes in Cleveland
[info]loki_of_asgard
2003-09-18 11:55 pm UTC (link)
oh well... i was a lonely Nordic god of chaos, she was a young but experienced barmaid with blonde pigtails and a broad sword working to pay off her college tuition in a tavern on a busy route to the frozen wastelands of Ohio... we were cold, the bathroom door had a lock. you know how it goes.

/rambles on like Jack Lemon in Bagger Vance

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Re: love and herpes in Cleveland
[info]madrain
2003-09-18 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Ah, the old barmaid with pigtails and broadsword working to pay for college story.. I swear if I've heard it once, I've heard it a thousand times...

At least you took her somewhere classy, like the bathroom. Sometimes when I really wanna impress a girl, we go to the pay toilets. But that's only for my special ladies.

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Re: love and herpes in Cleveland
[info]loki_of_asgard
2003-09-19 12:09 am UTC (link)
you're a real charmer Madrain. but those things aren't for me. i like my women like my beer: strong, available everywhere and preferably easy to open. the way i see it if they can't hack it in a tightly enclosed space with limited air they're not worth the bother.

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Re: love and herpes in Cleveland
[info]thefruity
2003-09-23 05:04 pm UTC (link)
I don't think he meant he paid for the toilet, but the girl. They have everything in those truckstop bathroom vending machines nowadays.

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[info]loki_of_asgard
2003-09-24 08:36 am UTC (link)
good point.

i saw one once that sold egg sandwiches. do not, i repeat, DO NOT buy those things under ANY circumstances...

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Re: love and herpes in Cleveland
[info]thefruity
2003-09-23 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Yeah...that is a common story, only when I tell it it's the inkeeper's daughter with a beard and a battle axe...I run with a tough crowd.

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[info]loki_of_asgard
2003-09-27 04:16 am UTC (link)
so...the daughter had a beard? that -is- a tough crowd.

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oh he's back..............
[info]drinkdeep
2003-09-18 11:38 am UTC (link)
it's on and i'm tuned in.

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[info]archiedavis
2003-09-18 11:45 am UTC (link)
mister he-man!

at first i thought my eyes did betray me, but there you be, glistening in all your muscle mystery!

but i have to ask:
is there any hope of "HE-MAN VS THE CLAP?"

you know... just to give us unfortunate stiffs a bit of inspiration in spite of rough odds?

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Rockin!!
[info]meatpie
2003-09-18 11:53 am UTC (link)
So great to have you back He-Man!!!

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[info]tobiedammit
2003-09-18 11:56 am UTC (link)
He-Man!!! How I've missed you! So glad that you're back. I gleefully await your next update!

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[info]samuraigrrrl
2003-09-18 12:13 pm UTC (link)
he-man! too long has your face been gone from my friends page!
just the other day we were making fun of skeltor's new "flaming armor". i guess you had to be there.
thank you for coming back to share your he-wit with us!

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[info]nukewolf
2003-09-18 12:15 pm UTC (link)
Woohoo! I'd just about given up hope. Welcome back!

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[info]farechicken
2003-09-18 12:25 pm UTC (link)
Hey He-Man!

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[info]scorponok
2003-09-18 01:50 pm UTC (link)
Emor here. I'm glad to see you're back. I miss hearing about your sister.

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[info]forkintheeye
2003-09-18 02:50 pm UTC (link)
This just might change my mind about deleting my LJ account

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[info]denisthemenis
2003-09-18 02:56 pm UTC (link)
oh my god He-Man, I actually gave up. I thought about drawing a little picture with markers of me standing by the he-man live journal grave that isn't real. but you dug yourself out of your livejournal grave, and you're alive! I'm so sorry I ever doubted you, big guy!

now I must do little dances around your empty grave hat isn't real. doo doo doo

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Thrilled but exhausted.
[info]aikigrrl
2003-09-18 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Ditto to all of that.
Fuckin' A.

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[info]paulscat
2003-09-18 06:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm so glad you are back He-Man!

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[info]thefruity
2003-09-18 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Great Caesar's side salad!!!! It's the man of he!
It's great to have my greatest ally in the battle against monotony and not having live journals written by he-man back at my side! I'm sorry to hear about your allergies, but medication?! can't you just power punch the allergies?
Also, now that your back I have a question, how can I apply to become a master of the universe? I've got the power to make any girl leave the room, and I can play guitar and sing AT THE SAME TIME!

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Woohoo!
[info]bluerodent
2003-09-18 07:18 pm UTC (link)
You go wit yo allergy-infested self, He-Man!

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by the way....
[info]thefruity
2003-09-18 07:19 pm UTC (link)
I just wanted everyone to be clear on the fact that thefruity= good ol' selfmademoron. Remember me he-man? you beat me and my old band up. We broke up long since...probably because anywhere they went with me we seemed to get beat up by super studly muscle-men. I woulda fought back, but dude isn't touching studly muscle-men kinda gay?

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[info]antiscout
2003-09-18 08:32 pm UTC (link)
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<Mr. Burns>Eeeeexcellent.</Mr. Burns>

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[info]punkassbioch
2003-09-18 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Whoa Heman! Do you read my journal or something?! Just yesterday I posted that I was sick of LJ because the author of the only journal I was really addicted to had stopped posting long ago...and now here you are! Yay!

Now when I'm powerpunching the DNA out of little microorganisms throughout the day, I can take time out to keep up on your continuing saga :)

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[info]dannyyell
2003-09-18 09:57 pm UTC (link)
=)

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Huzzah!
[info]hakeswill
2003-09-18 10:02 pm UTC (link)
It's great to see you back on LJ!

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[info]cerberus
2003-09-18 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Well, it's about bloody time. What'd you do all this time? Got lucky with She-Ra?

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Penguins(tm)
[info]loki_of_asgard
2003-09-18 11:32 pm UTC (link)


welcome back He-Man!

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Re: Penguins(tm)
[info]thefruity
2003-09-23 05:08 pm UTC (link)
Penguins are not to be trusted.

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Re: Penguins(tm)
[info]loki_of_asgard
2003-09-24 08:34 am UTC (link)
so true.

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[info]denisthemenis
2003-09-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
have you ever noticed that if you spell your name with out a hiphen(spl?) it looks like Herman? Herman, Heman, Herman, Heman. dude, I'm so excited!

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[info]lady_tempest
2003-09-19 08:41 am UTC (link)
The mighty has returned! :D! I'm so complete now.

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